Soap

A few days ago, Suzy discovered that I'd put the hand soap dispenser refills on the floor of the pantry. In doing so, I'd set them on their side, and one had a cap loose, so of course it spilled on the floor. 

A recent email from Suzy,
Kate just emerged from the pantry with a disgusted look on her face.
I could tell she had just eaten something.
She led me inside and pointed to the puddle of liquid soap.
what?!
How have I raised children that will eat unknown dried goo off a floor??

One more Katism from Suzy
I just looked at the clock in the kitchen and said, "Where did the day go?!"
Kate replied, "Maybe to Mexico?"